1000 Ways to Die Season 3
S03 E01Aug 3, 2010
Death on a Stick Aug 3, 2010 A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
S03 E02Sep 14, 2010
Putting a Smiley Face on Death Sep 14, 2010 Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
S03 E03Sep 21, 2010
Stupid Is as Stupid Dies Sep 21, 2010 A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
S03 E04Sep 28, 2010
Dead Wrongs Sep 28, 2010 Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
S03 E05Oct 5, 2010
Fatal Distractions Oct 5, 2010 A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
S03 E06Oct 19, 2010
The End Is Weird Oct 19, 2010 A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
S03 E07Oct 26, 2010
Hurry Up and Die Oct 26, 2010 An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
S03 E08Nov 2, 2010
Death Puts On a Dunce Cap Nov 2, 2010 A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
S03 E09Nov 9, 2010
Young, Dumb and Full of Death Nov 9, 2010 A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
S03 E10Dec 8, 2010
Deep Fried Death Dec 8, 2010 Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
S03 E11Dec 15, 2010
Cure for the Common Death Pt. II Dec 15, 2010 A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
S03 E12Dec 22, 2010
Sudden Death Dec 22, 2010 A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
S03 E13Dec 29, 2010
Dying to Tell the Story Dec 29, 2010 A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
S03 E14Jan 15, 2011
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You Jan 15, 2011 The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
S03 E15Feb 8, 2011
The One About Dumb People Dying! Feb 8, 2011 A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
S03 E16Feb 16, 2011
Getting a Rise from the Dead Feb 16, 2011 A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
S03 E17Feb 23, 2011
Ready or Not, Here Comes Death Feb 23, 2011 A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
S03 E18Mar 2, 2011
Grave Errors Mar 2, 2011 A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
S03 E19Mar 9, 2011
Killing Them Softly Mar 9, 2011 A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
S03 E20Mar 16, 2011
Better Them Than Us Mar 16, 2011 A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
S03 E21Mar 23, 2011
Dead Before They Know It Mar 23, 2011 A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
S03 E22Mar 29, 2011
Stupid Is as Death Does Mar 29, 2011 A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
S03 E23Apr 5, 2011
Mister Death Apr 5, 2011 A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
S03 E24Jul 18, 2011
Death, The New Black Jul 18, 2011 A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
S03 E25Jul 25, 2011
Death Be a Lady Tonight Jul 25, 2011 An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
S03 E26Aug 1, 2011
Today’s Special: Death Aug 1, 2011 A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
S03 E27Aug 8, 2011
Eat, Pray Die Aug 8, 2011 A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
S03 E28Aug 15, 2011
Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead! Aug 15, 2011 A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
S03 E29Aug 22, 2011
Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever Aug 22, 2011 A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
S03 E30Aug 29, 2011
Death: One Size Fits All Aug 29, 2011 A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
S03 E31Oct 25, 2011
Death By Request Oct 25, 2011 Highlights of the goriest, sexiest and most delightfully horrible deaths.
S03 E32Oct 25, 2011
Deadliest Kitsch Oct 25, 2011 Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
S03 E33Nov 1, 2011
Grave Decisions Nov 1, 2011 Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
S03 E34Nov 8, 2011
Dirt Nap Nov 8, 2011 A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
S03 E35Nov 15, 2011
Death Takes A Vacation Nov 15, 2011 Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
S03 E36Nov 22, 2011
Wild Wild Death Nov 22, 2011 An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
S03 E37Jan 26, 2012
Death Penalties Jan 26, 2012 Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
S03 E38Feb 1, 2012
Die-abestic Feb 1, 2012 A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman's breath away, a dancer loses heart.
S03 E39Feb 8, 2012
Star Death: The Last Generation Feb 8, 2012 Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
S03 E40Feb 22, 2012
Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral” Feb 22, 2012 Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
S03 E41Feb 29, 2012
Sor-Dead Affair Feb 29, 2012 A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
S03 E42Feb 29, 2012
Locked and Low Dead Feb 29, 2012 Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.