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Season 03, Episode 01 Death on a Stick

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Aug 3, 2010
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Death on a Stick Aug 3, 2010 A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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Season 03, Episode 02 Putting a Smiley Face on Death

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Sep 14, 2010
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Putting a Smiley Face on Death Sep 14, 2010 Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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Season 03, Episode 03 Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

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Sep 21, 2010
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Stupid Is as Stupid Dies Sep 21, 2010 A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

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Season 03, Episode 04 Dead Wrongs

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Sep 28, 2010
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Dead Wrongs Sep 28, 2010 Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

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Season 03, Episode 05 Fatal Distractions

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Oct 5, 2010
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Fatal Distractions Oct 5, 2010 A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

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Season 03, Episode 06 The End Is Weird

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Oct 19, 2010
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The End Is Weird Oct 19, 2010 A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

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Season 03, Episode 07 Hurry Up and Die

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Oct 26, 2010
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Hurry Up and Die Oct 26, 2010 An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

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Season 03, Episode 08 Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

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Nov 2, 2010
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Death Puts On a Dunce Cap Nov 2, 2010 A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

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Season 03, Episode 09 Young, Dumb and Full of Death

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Nov 9, 2010
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Young, Dumb and Full of Death Nov 9, 2010 A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

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Season 03, Episode 10 Deep Fried Death

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Dec 8, 2010
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Deep Fried Death Dec 8, 2010 Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

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Season 03, Episode 11 Cure for the Common Death Pt. II

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Dec 15, 2010
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Cure for the Common Death Pt. II Dec 15, 2010 A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

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Season 03, Episode 12 Sudden Death

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Dec 22, 2010
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Sudden Death Dec 22, 2010 A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

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Season 03, Episode 13 Dying to Tell the Story

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Dec 29, 2010
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Dying to Tell the Story Dec 29, 2010 A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

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Season 03, Episode 14 If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

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Jan 15, 2011
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If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You Jan 15, 2011 The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

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Season 03, Episode 15 The One About Dumb People Dying!

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Feb 8, 2011
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The One About Dumb People Dying! Feb 8, 2011 A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

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Season 03, Episode 16 Getting a Rise from the Dead

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Feb 16, 2011
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Getting a Rise from the Dead Feb 16, 2011 A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

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Season 03, Episode 17 Ready or Not, Here Comes Death

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Feb 23, 2011
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Ready or Not, Here Comes Death Feb 23, 2011 A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

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Season 03, Episode 18 Grave Errors

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Mar 2, 2011
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Grave Errors Mar 2, 2011 A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

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Season 03, Episode 19 Killing Them Softly

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Mar 9, 2011
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Killing Them Softly Mar 9, 2011 A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

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Season 03, Episode 20 Better Them Than Us

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Mar 16, 2011
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Better Them Than Us Mar 16, 2011 A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

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Season 03, Episode 21 Dead Before They Know It

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Mar 23, 2011
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Dead Before They Know It Mar 23, 2011 A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

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Season 03, Episode 22 Stupid Is as Death Does

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Mar 29, 2011
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Stupid Is as Death Does Mar 29, 2011 A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

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Season 03, Episode 23 Mister Death

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Apr 5, 2011
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Mister Death Apr 5, 2011 A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

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Season 03, Episode 24 Death, The New Black

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Jul 18, 2011
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Death, The New Black Jul 18, 2011 A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

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Season 03, Episode 25 Death Be a Lady Tonight

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Jul 25, 2011
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Death Be a Lady Tonight Jul 25, 2011 An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

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Season 03, Episode 26 Today’s Special: Death

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Aug 1, 2011
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Today’s Special: Death Aug 1, 2011 A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

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Season 03, Episode 27 Eat, Pray Die

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Aug 8, 2011
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Eat, Pray Die Aug 8, 2011 A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

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Season 03, Episode 28 Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!

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Aug 15, 2011
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Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead! Aug 15, 2011 A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

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Season 03, Episode 29 Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever

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Aug 22, 2011
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Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever Aug 22, 2011 A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.

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Season 03, Episode 30 Death: One Size Fits All

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Aug 29, 2011
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Death: One Size Fits All Aug 29, 2011 A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.

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Season 03, Episode 31 Death By Request

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Oct 25, 2011
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Death By Request Oct 25, 2011 Highlights of the goriest, sexiest and most delightfully horrible deaths.

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Season 03, Episode 32 Deadliest Kitsch

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Oct 25, 2011
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Deadliest Kitsch Oct 25, 2011 Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

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Season 03, Episode 33 Grave Decisions

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Nov 1, 2011
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Grave Decisions Nov 1, 2011 Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

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Season 03, Episode 34 Dirt Nap

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Nov 8, 2011
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Dirt Nap Nov 8, 2011 A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

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Season 03, Episode 35 Death Takes A Vacation

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Nov 15, 2011
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Death Takes A Vacation Nov 15, 2011 Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

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Season 03, Episode 36 Wild Wild Death

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Nov 22, 2011
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Wild Wild Death Nov 22, 2011 An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

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Season 03, Episode 37 Death Penalties

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Jan 26, 2012
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Death Penalties Jan 26, 2012 Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

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Season 03, Episode 38 Die-abestic

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Feb 1, 2012
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Die-abestic Feb 1, 2012 A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman's breath away, a dancer loses heart.

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Season 03, Episode 39 Star Death: The Last Generation

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Feb 8, 2012
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Star Death: The Last Generation Feb 8, 2012 Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

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Season 03, Episode 40 Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”

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Feb 22, 2012
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Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral” Feb 22, 2012 Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

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Season 03, Episode 41 Sor-Dead Affair

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Feb 29, 2012
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Sor-Dead Affair Feb 29, 2012 A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.

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Season 03, Episode 42 Locked and Low Dead

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Feb 29, 2012
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Locked and Low Dead Feb 29, 2012 Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

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