The VelociPastor
Trailer
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
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Currently you are able to watch The VelociPastor streaming on Roku, Prime Video, Tubi, Plex, Hoopla, Peacock Premium, Peacock, Fawesome, The Roku Channel, and Freevee (Via Prime Video). It is also possible to buy The VelociPastor on Prime Video, Microsoft Store, and Apple TV or rent it on Prime Video, Microsoft Store, and Apple TV.
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Currently, The VelociPastor is available in the US, and Canada
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| Country | Services | Access with NordVPN |
|---|---|---|
| United States | Roku, Fawesome, Tubi, Prime Video, Plex, Peacock, The Roku Channel, Hoopla, Freevee (Via Prime Video), Peacock Premium | ✅ |
| United Kingdom | Not Available | ✅ |
| Australia | Not Available | ✅ |
| Canada | Filmzie, Hoopla, Plex, Tubi | ✅ |
| New Zealand | Not Available | ✅ |
Streaming availability last updated: 03:00:48 AM, 06/17/2025 PST
More Information on The VelociPastor
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. The VelociPastor featuring Greg Cohan and Alyssa Kempinski is streaming with subscription on Prime Video, streaming with subscription on Peacock Premium, streaming with subscription on Hoopla, and 10 others. It's an action & adventure and crime movie was met with mixed reviews by critics.
Director
Brendan Steere
Doug Jones
Greg Cohan
Carol
Alyssa Kempinski
Chinese Villager
Claire Hsu
Altair
Aurelio Voltaire
Father Stewart
Daniel Steere
Frankie Mermaid
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Wei Chang
Yang Jiechang
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Zachary Steere
Sam the White Ninja
Jesse Turits
Ali
David Sokol
Surgeon
Douglas Saint James
Doug's Mom
Janice Young
Vietnam Soldier 1
Pat Hroncich
Doug's Dad
George Schewnzer
Producer
Brandon Taylor
Producer
Jesse Gouldsbury
Executive Producer
Jessica Yue
Ratings & Reviews
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The VelociPastor is praised for its campy, hokey, and cheesy fun. It's appreciated for its ridiculousness and humor, reminiscent of a bad 1970s slasher film with plenty of silly jokes that poke fun at the genre.
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